ขำ ๆ หน่อยละกัน
AUDI: Accelerates Under Downward Influence | AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW: Big Money Works | BMW -Break My Windshield
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time | CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CR-V = Compact Recreational Vehicle
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere | DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT: Fix It All the Time | FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill | FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and Inexpensive | HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigger Think's Its A Caddilac | PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac
ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
G. M. -General Maintenance | G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again | HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
LTD -Last Try from Detroit
MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
VW -Virtually Worthless