คลิปนี้ออกมาเมื่อปี 2007 แต่ดูกี่รอบก็ฮาเหมือนเดิม
Madtv - Apple I-rackMC - Ladies and gentlemen,
Apple Computer shareholders and investors,
may I introduce the founder of Apple Computers,
Mr. Steve Jobs.
Jobs - Welcome everyone.
In the last three years Apple Computers has
introduced iTechnology that has changed the world:
The iPod (Apple Bong)
The iMac (Apple Bong)
The iBook (Apple Bong)
The iPhone (Apple Bong)
The iPictureFrame (Apple Bong)
The iLamp (Apple Bong)
The iMicrowave (Apple Bong)
and The iVacuumCleaner (Apple Bong)
Tonight I will unveil to you our newest iTechnology
and it will synergize with all of our iProducts
Ladies and gentlement I give you ....
The iRack (Apple Bong)
(For our hearing impaired brothers and sisters - this is a homonym for "Iraq" - kind of...)
Woman - The iRack looks unstable.
Jobs - Trust me. The intelligence briefings
I got on the iRack are completely credible.
Man - The iRack looks like something we shouldnt be involved with.
It looks like you put it together with no directions.
Jobs - Im confident the iRack will work without any directions or plans of any sort.
Man - But the iRack looks all shaky. I mean you are gonna fix it, right?
Jobs - Wrong, this is the iRack we as intended - Mission Accomplished!
Now Im going to put our iProducts into the iRack
MC - Um, Mr. Jobs, dont force force them in there.
Jobs - I know what Im doing, Im not dumb!
Woman - The iRack look like it doesnt even want those thing in there.
Jobs - Dont worry I know whats best for the iRack!
MC - Dont put more in the iRack it will collapse on itself
Jobs - Wrong! What the iRack needs is more things!
MC - You shouldn't be putting more things in, you should be taking things out!
Man - Yeah, get things out of the iRack
Jobs - Does everyone here want me to take things out of the iRack?
All in the audience - Yeah, yeah take things out of the iRack!
Jobs - I hear what youre saying and the answer is No!
Im going to put even more things in the iRack!
Man - But the iProducts dont even look like theyre getting along in the iRack!
They look like they hate each other in there!
Woman - look the iRacks starting to smoke!
Jobs - Thats just the beginnings of synergy. I will help the process along by throwing the rest of our money at the iRack!
MC - Stop it, youre ruining the iRack!
Man - As stockholders, we will not support you in this!
Jobs - I dont care! And guess what? Im going to put twenty-one-thousand more things in the iRack!
Woman - Oh, the iRacks in fire!
Man - Oh, my god the fire from the iRack is engulfing the entire building
MC - Everybody out!
Man - Wheres the exit? How do we get out of here?
Jobs - You cant get out of here! There is no exit strategy!
I want you all to stop focusing on the iRack and start focusing on our newest product:
The iRan (Apple Bong)
All in the audience - (screams!)
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